3) Women in beer

Recently, University scientists released the results of an analysis
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that:

Beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory,
100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

(1) Gained weight.

(2) Talked excessively without making sense.

(3) Became overly emotional.

(4) Couldn't drive.

(5) Failed to think rationally.

(6) Argued over nothing.

(7) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary !!!