02 March 2011

1) Women are smart


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
this must be a sign from God that we should meet
and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied,
"Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!"


The woman continued, "And look at this,
here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine
to celebrate our good fortune."


Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cap back on, and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, manipulating creatures. Don't mess with them.

13 January 2011

ActiveX disabled

Whenever I open Bitdefender, it did not display properly, just a white screen.
Also, windows gadgets were not working.

Error Statement -

One or more ActiveX controls could not be displayed because either:
1) Your current security settings prohibit running ActiveX controls on this page, or
2) You have blocked a publisher of one of the controls. As a result, the page may not display correctly.

I tried micrsoft support but it didnt solved the problem.

Solution is:

Delete 1 extra (parasite) zone from
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\Zones\
with pseudo-graphic number, you'll see it before zone number 0.
It seems this is a bug of Adobe flash player update, though I am not sure.
P.S. By the way, this extra zone prevents desktop gadgets to be shown correctly.

I found solution at a forum